Once again the holiday season is upon us. During this time of joy I'm asking you to think of those less fortunate than you. Yes, that's right, while you are probably thinking wonderful holiday thoughts I want to ruin your day with tales of doom and tribulation. It is hard to believe in this day and age but for some less fortunate than you (insert an upcoming holiday here) will be just another day of the year. Can you imagine (insert an upcoming holiday here) without blood-splattered walls, the shrieks of small cute adorable animals as they are ripped limb from limb, the air filled with feathers a flying? Unbelievably this could happen without your help.

Think of poor little Dweezil weighing in at a mere thirty-two pounds. Dweezil spends his days dreaming of disemboweling canaries (he purrfurs green ones). Admittably part of the reason for these dreams is because he sleeps all day.

And then there is Euphrates our rare female housecatus. Eupharates thinks that nothing could be finer than snapping the necks of harmless cute gerbils.

Finally there is Sparky our obnoxious little meatheadosaurus. Forced to kill flies, moths or any other unfortunate insects that enter the Leisure Ranch, Sparky is asking for any small rodent or bird of any variety (he's desperate!)

Unfortunately these dreams of bloodly merciless carnage may never happen. But you can help! For a small donation you can help provide innocent victims to shake Dweezil, Euphrates and Sparky from their carnivorian lethargy.

A donation of $10.00 will provide Dweezil with a green canary he can rip from limb to limb.
A donation of $35.00 will provide all three cats with an animal of their choice.
A donation of $250.00 will provide Euphrates with a gerbil a week for a year.
A donation of $1000.00 will provide me with a vacation to Hawaii and the cats will get nothing.

Won't you in this time of joy consider making a donation so the spirit of (insert an upcoming holiday here) so we can reach those less fortunate than you. Thank you in advance for your LARGE donation.